Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we don’t have to buy from a foreign source.

Rick Perry. Knob (via liberalsarecool)

My new favorite Rick Perry quote.

(via evangotlib)

  • “Foreigners.  They look like Canadians, what with all that fur.”  — Rick Perry
  • “Montreal is the seat of a worldwide global conspiracy against America, except there they take dollars.”  — Rick Perry
  • “Foreigners wouldn’t call a province ‘Saskatchewan,’ amirite?”  — Rick Perry
  • “I don’t care what anyone says — William Shatner’s an American.”  — Rick Perry
  • “Canada?  Is that a United Arab Emirate?”  — Rick Perry
  • “You can’t spell ‘CANADA’ without a can, or a da, whatever, it’s Russian for ‘yes.’”  — Rick Perry
  • “Maple syrup makes my guns stick.  Damned Canadians!”  — Rick Perry
  • “I visit Canada for the baseball.  Joe Carter is my hero!  Take that, Philadelphia!”  — Rick Perry

(via inothernews)

I can’t resist adding my own:

  • “Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is made of the decomposed organic remnants of a dinosaur that never existed and whose bones were put in the Earth to test our faith, clearly.”

-J

    (via inothernews)

    Source: liberalsarecool

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