"So … Chuck, Emilio … apparently there’s this Joe guy that looks like me?
What’s that all about?”
The tribe has spoken. Apparently I am Willem Dafoe, but not completely terrifying. Thanks for not focusing on the crooked-ass fingers of a former goalkeeper.
LATE EDIT: I might also be Dexter Morgan or perhaps a cyborg bot that just crawls the internet looking for science stuff dunno I’ll never tell (but I can totally pass the Turing test)