He shoots what? From where? I hate to be the one to bring you this awkwardly bad news, but had Peter Parker’s bite from a radioactive spider actually resulted in him developing the ability to spin webs exactly like a spider does … they wouldn’t be coming out of his hands. I’ll let you examine the image of a spider’s anatomy at the top and come to your own realization. Yep, that’s right. Spider Man should be shooting webs out of something that rhymes with his “paint”. Check out the full horrible truth from Bug Girl. If you like this then you’ll love this post about the horrible physiological and psychological consequences of being Aquaman. Can you think of any other comics that would be ridiculous if they were more scientifically accurate?
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He shoots what? From where? I hate to be the one to bring you this awkwardly bad news, but had Peter Parker’s bite from a radioactive spider actually resulted in him developing the ability to spin webs exactly like a spider does … they wouldn’t be coming out of his hands. I’ll let you examine the image of a spider’s anatomy at the top and come to your own realization. Yep, that’s right. Spider Man should be shooting webs out of something that rhymes with his “paint”. Check out the full horrible truth from Bug Girl. If you like this then you’ll love this post about the horrible physiological and psychological consequences of being Aquaman. Can you think of any other comics that would be ridiculous if they were more scientifically accurate?
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He shoots what? From where?

I hate to be the one to bring you this awkwardly bad news, but had Peter Parker’s bite from a radioactive spider actually resulted in him developing the ability to spin webs exactly like a spider does … they wouldn’t be coming out of his hands.

I’ll let you examine the image of a spider’s anatomy at the top and come to your own realization. Yep, that’s right. Spider Man should be shooting webs out of something that rhymes with his “paint”.

Check out the full horrible truth from Bug Girl.

If you like this then you’ll love this post about the horrible physiological and psychological consequences of being Aquaman.

Can you think of any other comics that would be ridiculous if they were more scientifically accurate?

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  1. nowhere---kid reblogged this from jtotheizzoe
  2. notd2 reblogged this from jtotheizzoe and added:
    He shoots what? From where? I hate to be the one to bring you this awkwardly bad news, but had Peter Parker’s bite from...
  3. moriido reblogged this from dedicatedfollower467
  4. lyfelyne reblogged this from riningear and added:
    I’m legitimately confused as to which body part rhymes with “paint.” Is there a term for penis that rhymes with that...
  5. karithor33 reblogged this from eccentricityofwords
  6. atomicvalkyrie reblogged this from jtotheizzoe and added:
    *laughing at you*
  7. riningear reblogged this from dedicatedfollower467
  8. dedicatedfollower467 reblogged this from a-mouse-with-no-name and added:
    This would be why, in the original story, he INVENTED his spider-silk material and the MACHINE he used to shoot the webs...
  9. a-mouse-with-no-name reblogged this from agentflamingotonguecowrie
  10. piltovers--finest reblogged this from youcancallmebaggins
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  13. agentflamingotonguecowrie reblogged this from littlemisshamish
  14. wittydomainnamehere answered: …what rhymes with paint?
  15. listen-look-feel reblogged this from jtotheizzoe
  16. icestarx reblogged this from consultinghobbitinthetardis
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  21. expectsunrise said: At least in the movie. In the comics, you’re right, but that’s just screwed the hell up.
  22. 1nkweaver reblogged this from sigma-enigma
  23. amazondotca said: spider-man doesn’t shoot web from anywhere in his body. He uses mechanical web shooters loaded with synthetic web cartridges.
  24. feminaut reblogged this from jtotheizzoe
  25. stoodmuffin reblogged this from yoursupercoolmisandrist and added:
    In most cases he actually builds the web shooters, his powers are the climbing, strength and spidery sense. This...
  26. visitsfrommara reblogged this from diarrhea-van-frank and added:
    Spider-man (not ‘Spider Man’) could never ‘spin webs’! Peter Parker created the web shooters which attach to his wrists;...
  27. fairyqu33n reblogged this from yoursupercoolmisandrist
  28. dustedsunshine answered: I think in Amazing Spiderman Spidey invents a machine to shoot the webs, it doesn’t come from his body…
  29. diarrhea-van-frank reblogged this from yoursupercoolmisandrist
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