bird puns are pretty fowl
goddamnit i really want someone to reblog this and say “toucan play at that game” but i’m so alone
then that would just be robin us of a joke
i’m better off just going cold turkey off of bird puns
stop it these are grouse
Owl thank you not to cormorant here and start ostrich-sizing those who use bird puns lark it’s some sort of cardinal sin. Heron Tumblr, we don’t take kindly to people puffin their chests and trying to make us look like loons and boobies. Swan thing to poke a little fun, but time and time again we see these vultures pigeonholing people and pouring petrel on the fires of intimidation. I know that I can tern to my fellow avian punners as pea pelican trust. We are birds of a feather.
On second thought, maybe I should duck out oriole go stork-raven cuckoo.