You have no idea how badly I wish this was real. Triscuits are my favorite cracker. Imagine if they had another dimension!
“At the moment, this hyperwafer can only exist for six milliseconds in a precisely calibrated field of magnetic energy, positrons, roasted garlic, and beta particles,” lab chief Dr. Paul Ellison told reporters at a press conference outside Nabisco’s $200 million seven-whole-grain accelerator.
(via The Onion)
Source: The Onion